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Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2:
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

Commandment 4:
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is new.

Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before the wife finishes.

Commandment 8:
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. Unfortunately, the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9:
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat their husbands like toxic waste.

Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is  finished..

Bonus marriage story:
A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The  wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too. But he leaned over way too far, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, and said, "It really works!"